I found an old wedding photo while moving. Feel free to say anything you want about me. Just please be nice to my wife.
Way to marry up Wally!!!
You said not to say anything mean about your wife. Wally, how could you say something mean? She is very beautiful. But, seeing as you said your not off limits, you look like a girl. :) And that says allot since my stepdad had long hair when he was younger.
But in all honesty, (and no joking) I liked this photo. The only wedding Ive ever been to was my mom and my stepdad's wedding. and my real dad found a picture of his and my mom's wedding. It was scary. I forgot when they got married, but it definitely shows that they are from the 80s. :) my real dad had long hair and frillies on her dress, and my real dad had ruffles. It was funny. :)
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...you hadn't left the 80's & your wife is the normal one, standard beautiful bride.
Did Metallica play at the rehearsal or did you go "Christian" with Stryper? We know you crashed the stage with your spandex under the tux.
At least it wasn't a mullet! :)
All I'm gonna say is I'm glad you cut your hair dude.
I see nothing wrong with the picture. Although I will say Wally,you and I are the same age and I too sported nearly the same hair.
I've always wondered what Alton Brown's wedding photo would look like if you gave him 80's hair! Is this a wedding photo or is Lynard Skynard about to go on stage? Is this a movie promo for the new Men in Black...I heard they went back in time!
Thanks for the photo Wally. I'm about to celebrate my first anniversary on Monday. I can't want to see what my kids think about my wedding photos someday. In all fairness, I'll tweet you one of mine (@adam_hendrix) in case you want to fire back!
"She's so fluffy!"
I'm just as pretty as she is,only in a manly way, I think
Wally, your hair is just fine! My sister had a hairstyle just like it! : - )
Wayne and Garth got married? Man, I missed that part of the movie. JK
Oh this is too funny!!! Dear Journal, today I saw a pic of a really nice looking girl. Then I realized it was Wally.....tramatic!!! Now I must sing myself to a happy place with a Circle Bunny like song. LOL!!! All jokes and show refrences aside....this is a lovely pic and I am happy to see a marraige that is holding up and setting an example and a dream for single girls like me. Love the show....thanks for keeping it real! JRH OUT!! :)
"Make a $1000 pledge, you can have this framed with the album of hairband that inspired my look!" screams Wally.
"This photo was taken with a wide angle lense to get all of Wally's hair," says photographer.
I love you Wally, please don't be mad at me! I'm just trying to win the caption contest
I know that sounds terrible but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw your hair. LOL
I think the challenge was getting your hair higher than you're wife's veil/head-piece. You almost made it!
wally has long hair and his wife is pretty
You had hair back than
Caption: I am smiling because I know that the money he has spent on his hair before today will start being in my bank account. Hmmm.... if he cuts it all off I could put in a new kitchen in our fixer upper home!!!
here comes the bride, but who's the other girl?
Wally I really do like you. u have been on my "christmas list"for 2 years to meet u. But did u do ur hair in the garbage disposel. And got face ur nose kicked in.
I thought only the bride was suppose to wear a vail?
I wore a wedding dress just like your beautiful wife's when I got married in the 80s. God must really love you to give you such a beautiful wife.
All business in the front, but party in the back! Totally a mullet!
Wally looks like a lady
A mullet by any other name is still a mullet. Sorry just had to comment. You are a blessed man to have such a beautiful wife. Not sure what she was thinking. Maybe Katie or Betty can explain.
King Musafa, Come quick Simba is in trouble!...Oh Wally?" Sorry I thought u were someone else! ;-) LOL!
I got married as well, about22 yearsago. I had long hair as well in my wedding photos but you beat me in length. Mine just curled up passed my shoulders. I wish I had hair now!
Farrah had nothing on you!
i couldn't stop laughing at the guy in the tux wait that wally :P
There's Beauty, but I thought the beast was transformed at the end.
Your wife is beautiful and tolerant! How else could she have let you try to compete with her in the hair dept? You must have charmed her with those great eyes of yours!
That picture nearly gave me a heart attack! Wally, you were a terrifying sight back in the day!
Were same sex marriages legal in the 90's? Sorry, Wally, I know you're man enough to take that zinger. Seriously, though, how many hours were you at the beauty salon the morning of your wedding?
Whow...... if I hadn't lived through the 80's and 90's I wouldn't believe it
Joe Dirt "business in the front, party in the back"
Tell the truth...were you moonlighting as a band member for Winger? WOW, that is some hair! And the puffy sleeves on your wife's dress are awesome! In all seriousness, as goofy as wedding photos may look years down the road, it's wonderful that you guys are celebrating 20 years of marriage. In a world where divorce is so common it's inspiring to see commitments that are standing the test of time. My grandparents have been married for over 60 years...I want that to be me and my husband someday. :-)
It IS a mullet. Shorter bangs long in the back...THAT'S the definition of a mullet. heh
When I saw the picture my first thought was "wow he must have a good personality. But then I remembered I listen to your show". Whatever you got keep it up : )
And she thought she was marrying Steven Tyler...
yep, look close you will see Wally has that S.T. look.
Good looking couple. Wally, you look scared. If you would have been able to see the future, you would have looked happy.
Wow!! I see this picture and I'm just waiting for Wally to break out in show tunes!! Lol I love the show!! For the longest te growing up I thought church was all about being serious all the time but you make it funny with serious mixed in!!
Panic-stricken, the groom tries to formulate a plan to remove his hair from the bride's headband without alarming the guests.
You both look fantastic!
Your wife looks beautiful! But definitely had some vision problems at the time... No comments on you Wally, but you could still suit whoever did your hair at the time. Just show this pic to the judge!
OK, I remember wearing my hair almost like Wally's. Of course I am a woman and that was in the 80's... But wedding photos are always going to look dated, and any trend is going to make that effect worse.
The truth in this photo is in the eyes and the smiles. And no, I am NOT just being nice. It's a beautiful day for the two kids in the picture, and it shows.
Wally said "your hair dryer or mine?"
Hahaha that picture of you just made my day! You have put the biggest smile on my face. Thanks Wally:)
Umm, not really sure what to say Wally. :P
Preacher: "I now pronounce you Mr. & Mrs. Joe Dirt, you may kiss the bride... at her discretion. Ma'am, you don't have to do anything you don't want."
Are you rich? She didn't marry you for nothing. :) She must really love you. Just Kidding! Not to bad Meatloaf
wally whips his hair back and 4th! thank u 4 cutting ur hair!
Hey Wally, you have this picture in the wrong spot. It should be in your wolf den picture file on your Pinterest account!! And Betty and Katie then should rescue this beautiful damsel in distress.
Evidence that the picture belongs in the wolf den on Pinterest: wally is baring his teeth. that doesn't even look like a smile.
you look like a girl for yourself. sorry i just have to say that you and your wife looked nervous.
What were you thinking? It's a wedding not a rock band! Oh your wife is very beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool picture. Your wife is very beautiful. By chance you got any relation with Bon Jovi? Gotta say you look good. Hey, it was the 80's/ The 80's was not a bad decade. I'm currently 35 and well my era was the 90's. I remember the 80's, but was too young to really say "hey, I remember the 80's."
Maybe it's Maybelline...
Wally: "Wow! My wife is gorgeous! But I wish I could find that antidote for the 'Shaggy Dog Syndrome'. Man, my wife must really love me to marry me in spite of my infirmity."
That's different.. The princess picked the Wooky instead of Han Solo...Love you guys...
Wally, I am a child of the 70's...born in 1956, and I LOVE your long hair in this pic...that was the way every guy looked in my day and I thought it was sexy then and I think it's sexy now! You look like every rocker from every boy band in the 70's. Your wife is beautiful too by the way but don't let these people tell you that you don't look "hot" in that picture...they just don't know what hot is...or wait...was! lol
And now we know why he is a radio host............all that hair would never be allowed on TV.
You should try to convince your wife to allow Awkward photo to license this photo and donate the proceeds to Blood Water mission! Thanks for everything you and your crew do to spread the gospesl.
DANG!!! Wally the 80's called and they said they didn't just want their hair back but they wanted their picture back too. I think that one should have been left berried for your sake bro. I wouldn't claim that hair if my life depended on it. And Wally in your case it is not business in the front and party in the back, it's what the heck happened man.
You're right! It's not actually a mullet after all. Lionfish perhaps?
Your wife is beautiful and must be very sweet.
"hurry up hurry up hurry up! get to the part where she can't take back the "i do" before she looks at my hair!" - Wally (through clinched smile)
luv ya brotha!
I showed my brother this pic, and he says "Hey! It's the guy from the labarinth movie!". The Jim henson creation, featuring an 80s david bowie.
You don't look as bad as I thought you would. You kinda look like Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. Not bad.